Some Stuff That I Rub On My Body Sometimes
In medicine they refer to patients who don’t do what they’re told as “noncompliant.” I am a compliant patient and a noncompliant beauty! If I use moisturizer four times a week I am winning. But here are all the things I am delighted to rub on my body when I remember.
If you’re prone to nausea, redness, itching or are *vaguely* worried about endocrine disruption (even though you already ruined your endocrines wearing Jessica Simpson edible body lotion in 2004) then this is the list for you.
I have succumbed to Mason Pierson fever before- who could... more
Every one of my nightgowns has a personality, and this on... more
A $315 dollar face cream is not coming to my house unless... more
The term “vulva balm” isn’t one I love, but this tub of w... more
I believe the scientific term for this mechanism of actio... more
I want to be the person who will build this back scratche... more
The copy writing worked on me. I like like “I do wanna gl... more
Do you get hives? Do you like carrots? Then this is the f... more
That feeling when your nostrils are parched, but make it ... more
Feel like it’s doing something!
fool proof John Waters eyes
Some girl on Tik Tok was talking and I thought “wow, what... more
If you had told me when I was 22 that I would care if my ... more
This lip gloss is poppin’
Liquid eyebrow is very “this bed’s too hard, this bed’s t... more
The look is very “you guys, did I just have sex with my b... more
My mother is a good beauty citizen. She goes above and be... more
If you’re easily nauseated, a migraine girlie or just gen... more
Dry brushing is meant to be excellent for… I don’t rememb... more
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